What Donovan McNabb oughta say

Courtesy of The Onion, here's the press conference we'd like to see from Donovan McNabb, the Dolton native and 1994 Mount Carmel High School graduate, four-year starter at QB for the Caravan, 1991 state title game winner, Big East player of the decade and six-time Pro Bowler.

"I'd like to thank all the Eagles fans who were always there to demand the whole world from me every week, who expected me to do everything with almost nothing, and who blamed me for the team's every failure."